Suffering from weak constitution, a limp spirit or low vigor? Try Prefer Not To’s revitalizing draught of Monkey Gland, a cocktail so embarrassingly named that Josh and Kate sought Old Testament guidance from Darren Aronofsky’s “Noah.” Join us!
Monkey Gland Sauce is a condiment in South Africa that’s entirely unrelated to our cocktail. OR IS IT? Yes.
A professor talks about the history of putting monkey bits into your junk.
And if we’re all being honest, weren’t we thinking of this every time Kate said the name of one of Noah’s sons?